How long has this Meseeks been alive????? You’re supposed to let him complete his task and die!!!

SOOOO pissed at what they did to Deadpool. Expected a lot better this time around.

Everything was fine until he started doing his God-awful impression of Eddie Murphy’s impression of James Brown. The ensuing noise complaints no doubt forced the university to act immediately.

Seriously where did you get it? I need to buy all of their brisket and make sure noone else eats it. People’s lives depend on this!!!

Makes sense that you’d slightly change your name and become a county sheriff after that horrible fumble at the goalline back in Super Bowl 27.

Jerry Jones meeting with Greg Hardy like:

If only we could read more about how sexism in Islam ruins Muslim women’s lives. More specifically ENDS them. But no. We’ll keep focusing on the religion that doesn’t have a sect that righteously kills non-believers.

“Al Golden Everything” was a crappy follow-up to “Seventh Floor Crew” anyway.

David Alan Coe. Google it.

They all float.

David Alan Coe?

What 90 percent of the country who only saw the end of the game missed was the horrendously unbalanced officiating all game. There’s leaving a game in the ref’s hands and there’s letting people get away with flopping on multiple occasions. No excuses for the Bucs’ D on the final Skins’ drive, but if refs are that…

“there’s not as much hitting in the Brazilian game.”

I just want to know if Bobby Bonilla gets a ring if the Mets win it all.

The driver clarified he was “listening to Icona Pop and singing along” when responding.

Nothing will ever be as bad as Red Sox fans. Chicago fans are good people at heart at least.

Another great sports moment ruined by a rendition of Chelsea Dagger.

Also worth noting, he killed him a baar when he was only three.