Just because noone got this excited when the White Sox actually won the WS, doesn’t mean you have to be bitter.

This:

“Guys stop! STOP!”
“On the field...part of the field...on the field...part of the field.”

How do your farts smell? I imagine you love smelling them.

If you think I’m that big of an asshole, then you haven’t met many.

If he were smart, he could’ve made it out to be satirical as the name was in the context of the movie.

But, even though his joke wasn’t very funny, he was going for humor. He’s not out there trying to hurt people, just trying to be funny and failing miserably. People do it ALL THE TIME.

Yeah in his case. But the logic behind disciplining people for shit like this, especially radio people who are paid for their opinions, is just so petty.

Ohh your comment just offended me. I’m gonna go find out your name and make sure you get fired. See, that’s being a crybaby.

Amazing how corporations are so threatened that a person recalling one barely offensive reference to a movie gets that person fired.

Man there must be a lot of exhausted fingers out there from all the wagging that goes on in the media today.

A guy said a dumb thing. Holy Shit, stop the presses. Let’s ruin his life.

“We go live now to Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three who are live on the scene. Can you describe what you’re seeing, Scott?”

Well you’ve made Chicago sports radio guy’s job even easier for the next 24 hours.

Seriously. The discussions about the move in April were about as drawn out as...every topic discussed on Chicago sports radio.

Don’t give Checkers any more ideas, please.

Still don’t understand all the hype around It Follows. And it’s NOT because I didn’t get it. I’ve watched multiple reviews that discuss why it’s an effective movie and what is specifically scary about it, and have viewed it twice, and it just doesn’t stand out as particularly memorable and worthy of a spot on a list…

Reminds me of the kid from UF last season who shit himself during a football game.

I mean it is Buffalo in early October, it could just be snow.

But...But Morty killed you!

Then you remember Jay Cutler’s initials are J.C....

Official hand sign of the University of Wisconsin student section.

Actually read “...Shopping for Cocks”

The irony.

Why would you wish that on him? Han doesn’t beat his wife!