Blatter Cancer

Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

brb never sleeping ever again

How the fuck did this kid do all this terrible stuff without a face? Seems like it would make the phone calls difficult.

That’s the silhouette of a kid who think’s it’s acceptable to converse with a lady about boning her and then calls her a bitch when he gets shut down. Also obsesses about the Friendzone.

Among other things.

Get fucked kid.

Isn’t there 52 week weeks and some change in a year?

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?

Joe Perry’s mom was really good friends with my grandma, so I went to some holiday parties, etc., at his house when I was young. I don’t remember it (too young), but apparently Steven Tyler was at one of the parties and played Barbies with me and let me wear his hat.

Bill Murray splashes booze around everywhere.

I have a story you will love. I know Sean very well and he has always been a dick. Many years ago my best friend and I used to prank call him for hours just to wind him up and hear him scream. We were merciless.

I got to meet John Taylor in 2004 outside the Rock + Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland where they were playing that night. He had been the man of my dreams since 1982 and I was wearing the T-shirt I’d bought when I went to see them in Atlanta a few months earlier. (Ever since my mom wouldn’t let me go to see them in…

Somehow, I’m ok with Admiral Adama being a little crusty.

Nice! We go every year, and to the one in March too. My fave story is the Patrick Stewart one...when he was signing our pic my husband asked him if he was going to use his mind powers to make all my clothes fall off, and i’d try to cover up but he’d have already seen everything (watch his episode of Extras, and you’ll…

Ellen Page. I met her at club in Culver in 2009. I had a black eye and she asked me how I got it. I told her I ran into a stop sign and she goes: “You’re supposed to stop at those.”

There really was no other possible ending, was there?

As soon as I saw “Oasis,” I KNEW this would be about Liam being rude!