My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

Yeah surely the parents got the invites? Children are frequently assholes but for all the parents to not have their children attend is inexcusable.

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

Oh she’s from Florida? That explains the dye job in the top photo.

I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

I wish I had a camp.

There may be innocuous reasons for posing with (or even owning) a framed picture of Sarah Palin, but I’ll be damned if I can think of one.

Hell, I live in the metro DC area and I wouldn’t know who she was if she was running me over for being a no-name government peon.

But she is the new poster child of a certain type of person in this area.

#Assholesoftheworldunite #Teamfloorpoop

She's a DC reporter for ESPN. And since DC sports are mostly garbage I can understand why nobody has seen her.

Funny you should mention the ol’ floorshitter...

Ok, seriously, who the fuck is this woman?

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

I think we should wait to see how he does in his next murder trial before we make any judgments.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

He’s gotta be looking at at least a four game suspension for this. Possibly more if a video surfaces.

Meh, I don’t really even have a witty comment to make. Probably the only thing that comes to mind is good riddance, and what an absolute moron. He threw away his entire life for nothing. All of the money he stood to make from football is gone. All of the potential on-field success and accolades are no more. Most…

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

...they are out...

That woman is such a predator.