@FlowbeeBryant: Granted, but you have to be pretty far gone to throw up /on/ yourself. You can be drunk and still have the wherewithal to, erm, aim the vomit. The only times I've ever gotten puke on me have been when I was blacked out. If a person isn't even making an effort, I would say that's a sign that they're…

I just feel sorry for the poor women that they do pursue.

@HRH Your Cuntness: The saddest part is that many young men are forced into marriages w/ older women who already have several husbands. These men are often abused by their spouses, and have no recourse in a system that heavily favors women, while demonising men.

@Sparkle.Motion: Haha fair enough! It's true, this site has sullied my mind lol. I only WISH I didn't recognize her face. I know how she is...but I still don't understand why she is famous, or what she does. I got back from Peace Corps service a couple of months ago, and there /were/ some people that I…

I am so thankful I know nothing about these people, what they do (if anything), where their start-up capital came from...nothing. I actively refuse to buy magazines w/ manufactured celebrities like Kim Kardashian or whats-her-head from "The Hills" on the cover.

But...but...we JUST HAD Christmas! Everyone JUST GOT presents!! Surely we don't need to acquire new things for another week at least!

I returned from Peace Corps service a while ago...and into my parents house. I had been hoping that the recession would resolve itself while I was away in Africa...but no dice. I went to university on scholarship, so luckily don't have any students debts, but as a Volunteer I didn't get paid (obviously), and the…

Okay, but what if the person has GIVEN you the password, for w/e reason, and you use it to snoop around later (after you've stopped talking and they've probably forgotten)? Is that illegal by any interpretation of the law?

Please, Allie Crandell should be thanking Revolve for this publicity. How could this be anything but beneficial to her career as a model?

@intangiblemango: I've been dubious about the criteria ever since I saw that "Gone With the Wind" had won one...

I mean, is chalk-eating THAT bad? I guess massive quantities could cause some blockage...but wouldn't it just pass through her system undigested?

I don't get it...I mean, WHEN would it be appropriate to give someone a card like this?

@JenFizz: skahammer is right. What you CAN do assault them, and then traumatize and bully them until they commit suicide. BAM. DONE.

@Good Cop Baby Cop: Wait...meeting European dudes is hard? I seem to hold some strange attraction for them...they will find me anywhere I go, and then hit on me. My friends think it's hilarious. I'll announce that I like someone, and it's all, "Where's he from?" It's the American boys I can't crack...which is too…

Hey, I LOVE that bird clock!! I always thought it was really cute. And Barney-themed gifts? What is this, 4th grade? Creative, it is not.

I can't believe no one has realized what's going on here! George Lucas isn't going to use computer animation. He's going to resurrect these famous remains as ZOMBIES. Hollywood is going to be overrun by angry celebrity zombies HUNGRY FOR THE FLESH OF THE LIVING. Flee for your lives!

Okay, so for a minute I thought this was a spoof entry—perhaps making fun of the attention Kate Middleton and Prince William are getting—the names are that ridiculous. But apparently not.

Well, s/he looks pretty manly to me. Forget the larger religious agenda, I bet this is all an extended metaphor for his/her life as a Muslim trans-gender person. He feels the need to ERASE people's faces...both men and women...it freaks me out actually, if only b/c it's the same thing that kid does in The Ring...

@BellaBellini: What /do/ people wear them for?

@vanka-vstanka: No kidding! Russian women are v. preoccupied w/ their appearance. I've only lived in Moscow/Volgograd, but those ladies wouldn't have been caught dead w/ hairy legs. I couldn't even go to the supermarket w/o my cousin trying to convince me to put on high heels and make-up first.