Meh, you’re efforts went too far into cartoon evil to be humorous. D for effort though.

“Random slob.”

Ah ha, it was Bernie’s fault. Stupid Sanders started calling Hillary Clinton crooked. Otherwise Trump probably would have spent months talking about her in measured tones, mentioning the nuanced way she was forced to balance the interests of her constituents with the realities of financing a campaign. He basically…

“and Francis Ford Coppola’s very something-or-other, Bram Stoker’s Dracula”

Before Kinja the comment section would already be chock full of lively discussion from people way smarter than me. Now I have to live with my own stupid thoughts...

This is probably going to be a longish comment, but I have feelings here:

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine, oh

“The increase in female writers would also mean women would be more likely to spy, find things, and, perhaps most remarkably, <i>write on-screen.”</i>

Once we have a movie about a lady who is a middle aged college professor or professional writer who is inexplicably attractive to a mid-twenties guy, and they have…

The next resignation letter will just be Remember To Drink Your Olvaltine.

Kids today.