Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation

As a response to critics who say the bannings are an assault on freedom of speech,

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”

This girl can fuck right off. I had an ex tell me to kill myself when I was struggling. This shit is unacceptable.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

i...have feelings. while i wish rape and sexual assault on NO ONE, do i kind of hope that this story is true so that drumpf falls from grace?

To paraphrase Bette Davis:

I love Adele. I am in a Adelehouse

The Benghazi hearings have soooooooo many glorious gifs .

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

Not as long as you don't want to do it for more than 20 minutes!

Yeah you’re right. I’m not seeing any plausible excuse for not calling this rape.

Good lord. Are you joking? Did it occur to you to question why these sources were also avoiding the term, and that maybe they were wrong in doing so?

I have a truly honest, non-trolling question.

It’s called “The Golgothan” (that should help u find it quicker) and you're totally welcome. Gotta love what u do as they say, and I love insulting trump.

Pictured above: an approximation of my face after reading that.

Salt in the wound.