Yeah, the only way to make that one work is to slip it in right before you do it. Unless you have a heavy flow, in which case, it's no bueno.

Thank you! My first thought after "Oh SHIT!", would be I'm going to the doctor. Not let me take a sexy shower and let my boyfriend stick his dick in there! There's no amount of immediate cleansing that would make that smell ok anyway. Bitches be crazy!

"Dear Funky Spunk, try a hint of mint. " Sorry, I couldn't resist.

So an elderly lady sat for 11 hours before someone noticed her. That's 11 hours sitting in her piss, possibly shit, with no food or water. And $200 in travel vouchers is supposed to cut it???? And no, they're not solely at fault. Skycaps are employed by the airport. So, what's the airport doing to make up for the…

For some reason, it cracks me up that Kim K is the one she went off about.

That wasn't terror. That was "good God look at all that ass! I really wanna do something with it, but I'm shooting a music video and am supposed to be a professional." Trust me that was genuine ass awe!

I would like to acknowledge the stupidity of this. I'm also ashamed to admit that I'm actually impressed.

He's smizing.

With that face, I'm sticking with asssphincter says what?

He would've done better with a post-it.

Damn, that man has stamina! I have the morning shift.

No, he hasn't, but didn't the governor pretty much do it for him? The state highway patrol took over and I believe the man in charge is Ron Johnson. Please correct me if I'm mistaken. How embarrassing for the police chief. Obviously no control over his officers and no clue how to do his job. He does need to step…

I certainly count myself among the angry, but personally wouldn't be protesting between hours when I'm least likely to affect change. However, if you feel differently, then it should be your right to do so.

I hate to admit it, but I'm a bit torn on this one. I completely see your point, but at the same time, who protests between midnight and 5? And there are an ignorant few that are fucking it up, something has to be done in that regard. I guess we'll see if a curfew has any positive effect.

If it's true, I'm sure that after dealing with the mess that is Gwyneth for years, Jennifer must seem like a much need breath of fresh air. She's the cold beer after the long, hard day that is Ms. Paltrow.

I read on Facebook that the Governor authorized the state authorities to relieve the Ferguson PD. There was no news article associated with it. Does anyone have any facts on this?

I'm just gonna sit back and welcome the end of existence now.

How anyone could make light of this or say something mean spirited is unbelievable.

"I'm not a bad guy..." Yeah, ok. How he determined that after beating the shit out of her, is beyond me. Then again, trying to understand crazy is crazy.

I really don't think you want to use NYPD handgun training as your point of reference here. Ya know, since they are notorious for killing young, black men.