They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

The fact that you DIDN’T have a glass of wine, even after that intense craving, is an amazing achievement. You should feel really proud of yourself for that!

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

This quote from Parks & Rec about Bobby Newport and his debate with Leslie is scarily spot on for tonight: “Oh, he’ll be fine. Expectations are crazy low. If he puts two sentences together without crying, the press is going to say he’s doing surprisingly well, and if he falls to pieces, he’s going to look sympathetic.…

Sadly, Hillary can’t “win” the debate...not in any meaningful sense. Mark Twain explained her problem best: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”

That is exactly why I listen to Conservative Talk Radio every day, and brows Breitbart / The Blaze once in a while. It is good to know what people that think the opposite of you are thinking, and how they get there.

My dad likes to send me ridiculous chain emails full of right wing conspiracy nonsense. A few times I’ve responded with articles that disprove whatever his email is claiming, and his response is invariably that you can’t believe the biased liberal media.

Fuller Blouse?

I hate videos. Who are asking for them? Teens? Millenials? Videos are the single worst way to consume blog-like content and I hate how much it’s shoved in our faces. No one fucking wants videos.

I did this to my husband and he was honestly touched at the protective gesture. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth.

I have a 2013 Honda CR-V that has a LARGE center console area that is perfect for my purse. But when the sales guy was all “And look here, space for your purse!” I was all “HOW DARE YOU!?!?!” in my head while also thinking “Oh, shit...this is great!”

Mastress. Make it happen.

I could maybe see Brad with some explosive anger issues. 

He is 8 years older than Corey Haim, but Brad was still in school in Missouri when Lucas was being filmed.

He seems a little young given the timeframe. Also, her request to allow visitation would be odd if she uncovered his dealings in a pedophilia scandal.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

When everyone is over thirty, I just don’t care.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

It has everything to do with eugenics. It's thesis is that dumb people are outbreeding smart people and thus will ruin society. It literally postulates bad genes destroying the world. A more on the nose apologetic for eugenics you will not find outside of leni riefenstahl.