Miami gets NE, Jets and Buffalo every year.

This map is a lie, there are no Marlins fans.

I miss waking up without a 18 month old sitting on my face with a diaper full of shit and his older sister pushing me until I get up and make her breakfast like a goddamn zombie. Mainly I just miss waking up after 7am. Single or childless friends I secretly hate you.

You work in television. SHOCKER!

You ever been around live shots? Those lights are nothing like lights designed for cars so you don't blind people. Those things are brights on steroids.

The blaring white light at night against snow is a distraction. If it's completely normal to be minding your own business trying to make it home without killing yourself and have News reporters with blaring white lights suddenly popping up in your view, we probably should redefine what is safe and normal. It's a two…

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

Why is there always some screaming chick who acts like the world is ending in these fight videos of teenagers.

and this is where "the Magic" happens.

Now we know why Cristiano Ronaldo never has any dancing celebrations.

So it's basically the documentary Elevate, only girls.

Look at the guys on their bench! Some are just as big.

Yeah I was thinking more the girl in the studio. No one was paying attention?

They truly do just read whatever is written. Not even a twitch.

Totally missed the alley to ones oop.

Who throws the haymaker at the end? That was a nice little extra.

In my day this would have never happened, we didn't have these new fangled mobile phones. We had to be home if we wanted to get a call from someone. Not home? You had to listen to the answering machine, none of this witchcraft sexting or whatever. We had to not only buy a phone that you couldn't walk 5 feet away from,…

Is winter coming?

Actually you did that yourself. But that probably went right over your head.