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I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

You can’t blame Knight for going after the Jadlow hanging fruit.

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed.

The Cleveland Indians had to know their racist-ass logo would inspire some of their numbnuts fans to show up to the

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

72 million.

Game 1 of the World Series in Cleveland will indeed by joined by Cavs opener/ring ceremony across the street the same night

He will also have a side of jelly beans, raw.

Elton John answered this question 40 fucking years ago.