Finally the reason Denton said we need burners has arrived.

But she also seems to retaliate against the “right” people. It would depend on the intern at issue, but props to her for not just getting rid of the intern and keeping McDreamy on the show.

I have a friend who works for one of the...um...seamier UK publications who would confirm that. I’m not sure what the situation is with the American tabloids, but over on this side of the Atlantic, the defamation laws are so tight that fact-checkers are almost always deployed for salacious gossip stories. The stories…

Didn’t the National Enquirer win the Pulitzer Prize (or at least was short- listed for it) for breaking the John Edward/Rielle Hunter affair scandal?

if it’s true that an asshole cheating dude got fired because of his cheating, then I love Shonda Rhimes even more. It disgusts me that it is seen as totally acceptable for men to treat women as things they can exchange, use, betray carelessly

Sometimes tabloids are not that far off from the truth. Not everything on them is made up fanfic. When it comes to affairs, the crew always talks. That’s what happened with Brangelina, and Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

I’ve noticed that too. I can’t even say anything because I have a subscription to Garden & Gun.... #noshame

Starring for use of “bless her heart”

It’s interesting, the idea of promoting Southern-made products is a big goal of the most recent editor of Southern Living. And it’s been an explicit goal for Southerners since the 19th century, trying to diversify the economy to compete with the North. Reese is a good actress but she is not adding anything new to the…

I’m currently watching Wolf Hall. Talk about bonkers over royal babies.

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

Sounds like me next week in Austin.

Sounds like she is living life right. Go Miley.

I used to have a thing for Kourtney just cuz I thought she was the best-looking out of the three sisters. Then I caught her on the reality show talking, and I’ve never been so 180’d before by a woman’s voice. If I had to choose between holding a conversation with her over dinner vs trying to take a nap with a…

Yeah, I might get banned for the greys for saying it, but failing to include the celebrity lookalike is grounds for firing.

the sex tape Kourtney made with someone who isn’t Scott Disick,

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel want another baby already because their current baby wasn’t the right shape for the void.

He needs one of these hanging off it:

Gee, it is almost like Miley is a young, single woman in her early 20s with financial independence. SOMEBODY STOP HER! STOP HER BEFORE SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS TO WEAR PANTS ABOVE HER ANKLES OR VOTE!

No tip! Didn’t you read? Only fingers.