Another phrase to be wary of: “Some sales may be required.”

I once saw a guy order a meatball sub with veggies, mayonnaise, and sweet onion teriyaki. After each addition, the poor sandwich artist (really, Leslie missed the boat on that angle) would look at him just to make sure she heard right.

i wouldnt say wrong exactly. subway probably is better for you than a big mac, but getting punched in the face is also better than getting shot.

Needs more Batusi.

Ok, seriously, who the fuck is this woman?

I don’t blame her for losing her temper with a scummy car towing operation. I blame her for the way she lost her temper with a scummy car towing operation. She could have lambasted the woman for what the SCTO was actually doing wrong, but instead she went the classic teen girl bully route and made it about totally…

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

She already issued a half ass apology.

Wow. She is every rich white girl stereotype wrapped up in one cosmetically-enhanced package.

Almost every time I hear someone ask “Do you know who I am?” (especially in a context like this), it makes me think of an old scratch-off lottery commercial where a student is in class and is scratching a scratch-off lottery ticket after he (presumably) finishes a test. He is caught up with scratching (or possibly…

I love that people are defending her. It doesn’t matter if they were assholes or not, saying what she said makes you human fucking scum.

Her hair is already the right color!

I dont care where it is....treating someone doing their job like that is completely uncalled for....and she makes herself into a complete jackass

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

I wasn’t too keen on the original, but this found-footage aesthetic for Mean Girls 2 is compellingly gritty.

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

Not 100% sure it’s her, but she definitely does look like a human B.M.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Blonde? Clueless? Elitist? Somebody wake up the talent acquisition department at Fox News.