"And representing Scumbag, we have Mike...

She certainly didn't win (because she got the answer wrong)

Norm MacDonald in the oversized hat is everything.

In fairness, Tesla once fired a secretary for being too fat.

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Boooo

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

Not a Thicke fan, but his song sounds NOTHING like Gayes'. It shares only three basic SECONDARY concepts: falsetto vocals, a bouncy bass line, and a similar tempo. These (concepts) are not things you can copyright. The most important tangible element, the MELODY, is not even vaguely similar. Even the chord…

A buddy of mine (a 6'5" cuban with long hair, no less) flew from Florida to Pittsburgh to see Tool in 2006 on his birthday. We walked around downtown Pitt for like 3 hours the day we flew in, asking white folks with dreads and other various college types around U-Pitt where we might be able to find some weed so we…

Someday it will be this easy for the rest of you. Hang in there!

Man is it great to live in a FORWARD state. Just today I went to the store down the street (one of like six that just opened in the last few months) and picked off a list of like a hundred different strains and waxes and edibles and that was my stop after the grocery store. It's amazing! AMAZING!

Imagine if you had to buy alcohol the way you buy weed:

No. Sadly, all I have left of those years are a bunch of goofy celebrity stories (for instance, Courtney Love throwing a tantrum in the lobby because room service was closed, screaming "I WANT A FUCKING MILKSHAKE! She later tried to pay her bill with Kurt Cobain's AmEx [he'd been dead about 3 months]).

I get all the responses saying to ask the bell boy. Ask the valet. But I don't like the stereotyping, you know? I'm a bearded, hoodie-wearing, saggy jeans-wearing black guy and I haven't smoked weed in 15 years (And I have noothing against tokers. It just isn't for me anymore.) And if someone asked me where they could…

Grandma's Boy

Your own appearance matters as well. I have really short hair and a squarish face. I look like a cop basically. People are not going to go out of their way to help me out. My sister on the other hand, has dreadlocks. I've literally watched people walk up to her and ask her if she wants to get high with them.

I realize I have the luxury of living in New York City, where there are reliable delivery services that'll come to your house in the agreed-upon time frame, unlike, say, the cable company.