It's the second most disturbing dog I've ever seen.

This is the perfect Deadspin office dog.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

HOW DO IT WALK

Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

Uh...where is this whole narrative about social anxiety coming from? I keep seeing people mention it, but has it actually been confirmed? Has Marshawn Lynch said that he has social anxiety or is that just speculation in an attempt to empathize?

Nothing says "Social Media Anxiety" more than grabbing your dick live on television.

A) It's their job. They're doing their job. Why can't he do his job?

draw a body outline in chalk on the ground next to the driver door too

Just get some friends with one of those little shit boxes. We used to pick up and move cars all of the time. Provided they didnt have the parking brake on you can lift the front and basically turn one of those into a wheel barrow.

I may have a million dollars, but I'll never have the satisfaction of a hard day's work you poor people have, and for that, which of us is truly richer?

No, you're supposed to be poor so that you learn some humility in life. This humility is best used by becoming rich and ignoring the needs of the poor.

We actually intentionally watched the rebuttal on Fox News, so we could see their immediate reaction. It was hysterical. One panel member said, "It was. . . fine. It was fine." They opened the segment, post speech, by explaining that it's always really hard to give the rebuttal to the SotU so people don't expect them…

Castrated hogs WITH HER TEETH.

The hell with shoes — how much to buy those Iowa children a copy of Lou Reed's Transformer and a bus ticket to Rockford?

THAT IS FIRST PENNY SHE EVER EARNED! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD SHE WORKED TO EARN THAT FIRST PENNY?!!! GUYS SHE HAD TO WEAR BREAD BAGS FOR SHOES WHILE SHE SOLD BISCUITS AND CASTRATED HOGS AND PLOWED THE FIELDS. THERE IS NOTHING MORE PATRIOTIC THAN SAVING A PENNY.

""These days though, many families feel like they're working harder and harder, with less and less to show for it"

No flag pin? NO FLAG PIN????

They needed to use the whole pic.