Haha yeah. Figured it out too late. Can't edit replies unfortunately!

It was Scandal. Couldn't edit my reply after I figured it out.

Scandal! It was Scandal.

Bah, it was Scandal!

This was a plot on some crime series I watch. Bones, maybe? Or Castle? Can't remember. The girl fakes her own kidnapping to get her dad to pay the ransom but he doesn't believe she was really kidnapped and demands proof. That bitch cut her own ear off! Looking at the wikipedia entry on Getty, apparently this was…

Actually, that's kind of awesome in its own way. I'm now imagining Getty as an oil industry version of Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder (most relevant part starts at 2:30, although unfortunately it stops short of the discussion about the importance of getting a timely insurance claim in for the canceled production in…

Yeah, 'cuz nothin' makes a kid straighten up and fly right quite like twelve paragraphs of self-important bloviating.

I have not met a single thing that so poisons and ruins the mind of an otherwise intelligent and reasonable person than her writings.

This was essentially my grandfather when I took out a $1200 loan from him for my first car. Had to pay it back in payments of $100 a month at 6% quarterly interest.

Ayn Rand would be so fun to troll.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

Thank goodness she got his phone as evidence. Most victims have McNary a clue who their attacker is.

His new number is too long to fit on it.

Oh my goodness the TRAFFIC. Lots of negative things about this proposal but the traffic is at the top of that list...it's already bad enough to consider relocating; this would just drive the nail in that coffin

Can you imagine Boston traffic during the Olympics? Christ.

#burlivesmatters? Hasn't he been dead for like 20 years?

Variations include #bluelivesmatter. My stepmom posted that on her facebook (my dad's a cop in Ohio), and I just about lost my shit. I can love the crap out of my father, and still want him as a professional to be held to higher standards than "I shoot because I can." I can support him and hope for his safety, and…

I suspect that, like most things with the NYPD, at the bottom of this issue is the fact that Chirlane McCray is black.

The NYPD union can go eat a bag of wet, sloppy dicks.