The Cowboys, the Eagles, and the Giants are all in the NFC East. The Cowboys, by and large, are loathed by NJ football fans. Beyond that, Jerry Jones is loathed by the entire world.

Have you met the average person in Jersey?

The entire state is filled with Giants and Eagles fans. WTF.

That was the whitest celebration since Oral Roberts last made the NCAA tournament.

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

He's Mennonite?! Mennonite boys in my parts DO NOT look like that!! They all look half Amish.

Currently working on "I Don't Want To Talk About It, Jeremy"

A friend of my partner is like that. He just has this blind, unwavering (cough... baseless) confidence that at least some women appear to mistake for redeeming qualities. I've seen several otherwise sane women throwing themselves at him and following him around like a puppy dog to the absolute bafflement of all of…

Imagine Jamie Lynn at a Palin brawl. Just imagine.

Disappointed that "pearl scrunchie" isn't a euphemism.

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

Three breathtaking colors.

This reminds me exactly of Uncle Rico's time machine

cock-blocktopus made me snort tea out of my nose

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.

There is not ONE time where I have watched this movie and not said, "FUCK HER BROTHER! KARL IS FINE!" I mean, shit. Priorities, right?

Yup. Agree. I can think of only two reasons why it seems to be so watchable and popular and heart-warming: British accents and Hugh Grant. We on this side of the Pond will watch and applaud some pretty low-quality stuff if the people in it talk all classy-like British. And Hugh Grant really is the apex of that…

I don't care what you say, I love that movie and think you're overlooking a lot of great positives:

I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?