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kristyomalley

For Christmas, I wish I didn't even know who she was.

Her face has definitely changed. She was actually really cute before!

Yup. This is going in every frame in my house instead of those lame pics of my kids or loved ones.

i love blowing people's mind with that factoid

If there's anything I learned from Tyra and ANTM it's that sometimes you have to create your own wind machine. Smize'ing is optional.

Yeah I thought the same thing with this and the Kim K picture. In the Kim one, her makeup is 100% better than the picture of her when she was younger, but all her features really look the same if you look at them individually.

That whole "keeping your knees together" thing just makes me think up all the sex positions that still work while your knees are together...

Wahabbi Lobby is more like it, but I do like these.

These are AMAZING.

These are truly gems!

[Types out violent defense of Kentucky Gentleman]

Big Bang Theory.

This guy is going to be disappointed. He thought under Obamacare that going to the hospital meant he could ignore the Bills.

Monorail cat shows how sliding on a rail should be done.

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend."

Also, was he trying to slide down the railing? What a jackass. If this had happened in Philadelphia he would have been beaten to death before the paramedics got there.

Hope NFL culture is better than CFL culture.

A Marshall plan that aims to rebuild a group of people that's been devastated by trauma...REAL ORIGINAL, GUY.