If Dr Seuss made traffic cones

So she’s going to all the fancy dress events and her family are a bunch of spongers making shit up to sell to the tabloids.

Yeah but that’s what these hats do they shield you from sun and rain but don’t really sit on your head and smoosh your hair as much as they perch atop your hair with using pins and stuff. These hats make you look and feel cool. My new fantasy job is also wearing hats.

Nah. At 20, he had a chance. If he was older maybe I would have written him off completely.

He has no where to go but up.

It would be possible to say “Paternal side” but “White” is quicker, and also accurate, so why not?

Correction: her WHITE family is trash. You don’t see her mom out there milking her connection to British royalty.

Jesus. Meghan’s family is a straight up dumpster fire. Their opportunism is almost an art form. I think Marina Abramović has found the inspiration for her next piece.

Kathy Griffin, could you please just shut the fuck up already? Seriously. Just stop.

I would be careful taking sides at all based on divorces, etc.

Perhaps intelligence had a little to do with it as well.

Hey, he’s not Brad Pitt, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, either.

“They kissed and canoodled and more or less acted like a serious couple in front of all the other rich people surrounding them, so it looks like her fling with Brad Pitt is over.”

I love Tiffany and I absolutely agree with you, she’s going to lose a lot of opportunities if she keeps running her mouth and I don’t want to see that happen.

Agreed. She already talks quite a bit. It’s only a matter of time before something serious slips.

Tiffany Haddish is beginning to exhaust her social capital. Gurl. Quit doing the most.

Ok, I need Tiffany to chill. She’s going to talk too much and say the wrong thing.

I think it’s fair to say the reporting of Brad and Angelina’s custody battle is misleading. She is consistently portrayed as angry while he is Mr Sad and Lonely.