“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

A publicist named Donald Baron contacted the New York Post with news that the filmmakers were negotiating with the president for a cameo appearance as a handsome, brilliant ladies’ man.

Stephen Collins begged to audition but the cast threatened a walk-off if he did.

Gary Glitter?

Let me explain... no, there is too much, let me sum up... too many undropped balls, not enough training bras.

Cosby cameo, perhaps?

“If they’re breathing they are!”, responds Moore

The question is whether anyone is willing to work with either Bryan Singer and/or Kevin Spacey again.

Heck, I went to look for the GIF and lost my place! Anyway, as the purse-seine fishing net closes around Cheeto Benito and his dreadful family, there are signs from various corners that Putin has set in motion the process of throwing Trump under the bus. Recently, the Kremlin released information for the first time…

Um, wtf did Amber Heard say? I read all those words but I didn’t understand any of it.

Singer, who was just sued for assaulting a 17-year-old in 2003 (I assume this was filmed before that news dropped), said he “couldn’t tell you” why he was fired from the Freddie Mercury biopic

I would hope not, but I have no faith in humanity at the moment.

Sorry Mr. Moore. They’re not your type of 14 year olds.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

It’s like asking the pimp if he’d work with a John again.

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

The question isn’t whether Bryan Singer is willing to work with Kevin Spacey again.

“If the project was double teaming a cute 14 year old, sure I’d work with him!”

“Hey pedophile, you think you gonna work with that other pedophile in the future?”