Is this your biggest problem? May I move in?

He and an unknown girly sat next to me at a sushi place last year. They ate like they’d just left a concentration camp or weed fest. I’ve never seen people pack it away like that. And sushi is kind of hard to gulp down. But they succeeded. Barely spoke a word to each other the whole time. Fascinating to watch.

This is why I have decided the next pet will be a young tortoise. He can die and break someone else’s heart long after I’m gone.

I see Ms Case live every time she comes to town. I love her courage. She plays instruments that she invented and her backup singer, Kelly Hogan, has the voice of an angel. I’d not let her in the same room with me, much less accompany me on stage. But Neko’s not small and petty like I am.

I once made the mistake of renting a cabing in the snowy woods and combined pot smoking chill friends with uptight librarian types and SURPRISE they sat and judged each other all weekend.

My Dad, once he got old, told me to strive for friendships with people of different ages because if all of your friends are your age or older, they will start kicking the bucket before you know it and you’ll be alone.

Just because he’s dated a lot of women also doesn’t make him straight.

This is so wrong and yet so right. My boss is about to come over to ask me why I’m cry laughing. I can’t.

and “struck 3 deputies” before being retrained

Harvey is aan example of just how much work we have to do. ‘What? I can’t even use Meryl’s name to justify my behavior? When will the witchhunt stop?”

Interestingly I once worked at one of the 976 centers. Half of us were sex call workers, the other were just “chat with the lonely” operators. There was no overt harassament at all. Maybe sitting in a room hearing people fake orgasm all day took the punch out of it.

I once heard a guy pronounce it “the four zero five” and knew immediately that I was dealing with a serial killer and got the heck out of his way.

Am thinking that whoever wrote this doesn’t live in Cali. We often use the city name “Pasadena Freeway”, “Hollywood Freeway”. It DOES get confusing when you’re told to take the 405North when at many points it runs east and west. I’ve often found myself on a street that Waze or Google maps calls “State Route 1" that…

This is an interesting take which I liken to why white people can’t say the N word but we can say it all day long. Women have historically been in a vulnerable position to men, so saying something about slaughtering a woman is continuing that whereas buttering up a man doesn’t have the same context.

How quickly can you go from lifelong fan to pure disgust? About as long as it took Liza to get down on one knee and sing “Mammy” to a cheering Hollywood Bowl crowd.

Real talk. I used to manage a basketball player who had agents for every type of entertainment and promotion, lawyers, divorce lawyers, other managers, assistants, amd household staff. Was my job to hire and manage that entire crew and to keep them away from him. He wouldn’t deal with any of them and never even…

There are a bunch more, like “Eeny meeny...” We frequently start these phrases in my family then laugh because we know better than to finish.

Broderick, not McConaughey. He only played the bongo drums naked!

Mmm, negligence at the very least. The word accident is used to describe any wreck, regardless of fault. He was driving on the wrong side of the road. May as well have been a machete to the people he killed.

Laura Bush. But she said she was sorry about it.