They’re all of age. Do not blame someone else when women get into situations that are over their head when they’re seeking whatever it is the rich older men are offering.

Because I don’t agree that sex workers are victims and Hef their tyrant? Look in the mirror.

My Dad got 1.5 pages in both the LA and NY Times. He was semi-famous at best. Depends on whether it’s a slow news day.

Wait, what now? Marilyn who torpedoed all kinds of marriages and fucked her way across Hollywood? I’d say the plot next to hers was custom made for Hef.

Nor they for themselves, so a match made in Hell.

How was a single one of them not in charge of her side of this deal? It’s not as if he kidnapped them. I’m not eating lobster in a sperm-fected jacuzzi for a variety of reasons, much less with sex toys attached. Don’t blame Hef. Blame the chicks that signed on to that madness.

Best thing at the Uffizi is the Sleeping Hermaphroditus. The reveal when you circle it from back to front is a grand surprise.

Leo D (yes, he allows me to use his nickname) is my favorite genius of all time because despite his ability to invent helicopters, design bridges, negotiate very lucrative residencies with princes, and let’s not forget writing backwards, he fought like a 12 year old with his siblings. Like the rest of us.

But his is truly the best meme face ever. Can’t wait to see those roll out.

He sees you when you’re sleeping.

How does this not make you want to projectile vomit?

How does someone who said, without irony, ‘Santa is white. He is just IS!” has a multi-million dollar salary and a couple of shows to lead?” HOW?

Fell for him after watching Traffic. Delish.

Other than being high AF, what makes people smile for their mugshot? Hmm Mr. Delay?

Are we jaded enough to believe they all planned this to coincide with the 10 year anniversary?

I have a question about that. I often seen people complaining that Harry isn’t dating an English rose. Are these people in active touch with their racist feelings, or is it a multiple personality thing where they don’t even really recognize that their thinking is horrible.

Burrrrn

Then she turned the channel too soon because hers didn’t come close to that majestic frock.

She looks like a nun eloping from the convent with that neckline. Just no.

That you prioritize work schedules over sex schedules is garbage.