I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

As an American, I can’t believe you have any sympathy for us at all.

“30 weird tips to keep you from smothering your spouse while they sleep”

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Sometimes I like to imagine that he is just dying for someone to give him an easy out. Half the time I really do think he thought this would be a good publicity stunt and then he just kept winning and things got out of control.

Gah! No wonder he always wears suits! At least they cover his big fat but and belly. And to think he DARES make fun of women who aren’t perfect 10's. Sheesh. He’s like a -14.

I don’t. Ivanka in particular is a grown assed woman who knows exactly what she’s doing: riding the gravy train. The woman has never worked for anyone but her father and she knows which side her bread is buttered on.

All this “attention” to one daughter (while completely ignoring the other, mind) and then you come out with this on the air

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

It barely even matters at this point. I don’t like Hillary, she’s not the candidate I’d have chosen and I think she’ll be a mediocre president but the fact that she isn’t polling at 80-90% has already deeply shaken my faith in this country. Obviously the ramifications of a Trump victory are still so scary that I want…

Why Ivanka? She's a fucking collaborator. There is no reason to feel bad for that privileged white woman who knows exactly what she's doing.

Any mention on whether they did a common and easily-performed test for the genetic markers for Alzheimer’s?

Each story about Trump makes me want to drink myself to death more rapidly.

Thanks for the spoilers. I was going to have friends over to drink absinthe and watch this tomorrow morning.

Wait, so why is calling racist, misogynistic, xenophobic people “deplorable” bad? It sounds like you think we should cater to these racist, misogynistic, and xenophobic people’s precious feelings...

Oh please. Like there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that she will ever “bring into the fold” idiots like this. She could be handing out rifles and money on a cloud next to Jesus and they’d still hate her.

See that’s what people don’t realize. All those Muslims in New Jersey were cheering about Trump’s building becoming the biggest, most hugest. The Muslims love him. Where’s his Muslim at?

Call me when she vomits on a Prime Minister.

Had Hillary considered following Trump’s health regime, this never would have happened. Sad!