You’re being kind. There was only one that worked, and only barely at that: the third one, “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster”. It worked in the same way Hey-Ya worked for Outkast. It is so incredibly cheesy that the slightest misstep will result in the entire product becoming unpalatable, and yet there are zero…

When I invent a new futuristic storage medium I hope I will have the foresight to trim my nails before holding it up for the camera.

Steroids actually make your testicles shrink, but it’s nice to hear the OP made the right call.

I am serious that his name is on it. I am serious that I doubt he just signed off on what the other two wrote.

It has his name on it. I hardly think he just signed off on whatever the two others wrote.

Touche. Still, World of Ice and Fire had enough substantively new content to keep me as busy as a novel would.

A Dance With Dragons was over 1000 pages and was released in July 2011. Since then I’ve read a full prequel story (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, released a few months ago) set around 150 years before the main events of the books and a huge compendium of lore (The World of Ice and Fire, released October 2014)…