We’ve been offered 2 hours paid leave to get the vaccine, which is great, except it should probably be 2 days because um...side effects.

Some employers are literally having vans go to factories and vaccinate people, which is a smart move.

On the one hand: Whatever it takes to vaccinate people, let’s do it.

True. And being really awful at everything is actually on brand for the Trumps, Florida and the current version of the GOP.

Crime won't bring him down. Someone needs to be investigating the kids to keep them from trying to pick up the mantle. None of them will be good at it, but Ivanka and junior could probably win seats in Florida and still fuck things up worse than the dipshits that are already there. 

I mean, a few months ago I told someone off because they said that if your neighbors are being too loud you should just knock on their door and hang out at their party too and I was like IT’S A GD PANDEMIC and they were like uh I made this comment in 2017.

I posted that comment on March 8. I was thankfully able to get my first dose on April 12, will be fully vaccinated on Tuesday.

My question is, what is the WHO’s recommendation for people who have been vaccinated?

This is definitely going to cause some confusion! Here is, for example, the state of affairs in Florida: the state government never issued a mask mandate, but for several months allowed county governments and municipalities to do so. Following local mandates, many local businesses then adopted private mask policies.…

As the parent of a two year old who likely won’t be vaccinated for months, if she’s lucky enough to get vaccinated at all this year, this just confuses me/stresses me out more.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

As a kid, I was bitten by our mini schnauzer more times than I can remember. Never once, did I not deserve it. I can’t imagine my family having euthanized her because I teased her to the point where she told me “STOP IT” the only way she knew how.

I know multiple people not going back to the restaurant industry because they got so royally screwed over at the beginning of the pandemic. When you stole 2 weeks of wages from your staff before laying them all off with no notice last May, don’t be shocked that they’re not lining up to work for you again this May.

One of our local restaurants had to ask us to leave Saturday afternoon because they were closing early since no one came to work. The server was near tears worried she was going to get yelled at. Instead, we told her it wasn’t her fault. She showed up to work. Where was the owner/ manager?  When the owner posted on FB…

When you say “...I think both sides are gross to even make that “relationship” happen” you’re not blaming the younger person, right? I’m hoping I’m just misunderstanding what you mean - could you elaborate please?

I had to check to make sure which comment subthread this was, because I have another on this same article about what you’re saying and I have previously commented on Louis CK about basically how “everybody has the right to earn a living” doesn’t have anything to do with an actual right to do a specific job (especially…

Well guess what. We’re not living in the past anymore.

I trust those desiccated hot dogs that have been air-frying on the rollers for three days. There’s no way anything is alive in those anymore.

25 years from now I’ll be purchasing my own little camper telling everyone I’m going for “big Molly’s mom energy” and they’ll be like, ok Millennial. 

I feel like I’m just more confused now...my partner is fully vaccinated. My state is predicting that I will not be vaccinated until July. Most of my partner’s friends are vaccinated. But I assume she should not be socializing indoors, unmasked with vaccinated people because there is still a chance she could then bring…