I was really gunning for winsome crone to be Pantone’s color of the year.

FULL UNEDITED LIST OF MEN OVER 18 WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH BRACELETS:

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

Imagine having to take orders from someone wearing that many bracelets.

Here’s all the hardware equipment you’ll ever need.

You may laugh at this as inappropriate, but I’ll just sit back and relax in my just arrived shaker style living room recliner made from the reclaimed corpse of Muhammad Ali.