From what I can tell, he doesn’t start shit. He’ll finish it if someone tries online (he might be King of Twitter, imo), but for the most part, he seems to just do his own thing, which, bless him, we’re all the better for.

I was just talking to my sister about this - I love him because he’s himself.

*insert Darth Vadar no gif*

There’s something rather Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swiftish about this.

might be taking it a tad too seriously; also don’t know who the queen of polka is, but the king is weird al (i guess if weird al is married to a woman it’s his wife)

I, too, live near Chez Ma Tante and every single time I go by it I think “why would you name your restaurant something that sounds like Shave My Taint?”

Jenna Dewan wasn’t available.

I feel like Zoe could do better...

Srsly...the irony of his racism is pretty epic. 

I saw a tweet or tiktok that said something along the lines of “Eric Clapton pays Chicago blues, but he prefers the Delta variant.”

Semi-Related, I lose my freaking mind every time someone credits Crossroads to Clapton. I go on a huge tirade about racists and white people profiting off of Black music when the original more talented creditors received comparatively little money and fame. I then seque into a huge rant about Led Zeppelin and everyone…

Agree. If Charlton Heston called you un-American, you know you were doing something right.

I agree that Ed Asner’s best work wasn’t summed up in Mary Tyler Moore, and I did like his work in UP, but I think his best work was as the SAG president. He was an interesting actor but everything points to him being an even better human being.

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands… So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all…

If the question is “Who wants to push Kimye in front of a train?”, the answer is me. Twice. 

Kim is lying, because any publicity for her is good publicity. 

Well yeah, after his “Alleged Rapists & Confirmed Homophones on Parade” live stunt show, who wouldn’t want to jump on the Kanye train?

I’m sure that in the end the couple will do what is best for remaining in the news.

This was an article about Naomi Osaka being #1, and they mentioned the other women in the top 3, also relevant as they are all black women which is notable. They could also have mentioned who rounds out the top 5, top 10, top 50 and so on. None of those lists would have assumed that anyone not mentioned is not a…

It’s entirely possible the problem is that I am an old and I lived through this whole debacle in real time, but is anyone else...not at all excited about this? I bear no ill will toward Lewinsky—she seems funny!—and there’s no doubt she got treated like absolute garbage at the time. Hell, it might have even been a…