Elliot looks FANTASTIC. The happiness just radiates from him.

[Big breath] Eva Longoria is apparently directing a biopic about the former Frito-Lay janitor who rose to fame after falsely claiming he invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

“Of course I would love to hear her side of the A-Rod split—or her version of the apparent Ben Affleck reunion—narrativized in song”.

Honestly the most depressing part of this to me is that he goes to church. Did he always go to church? I have no idea but I’m super sensitive to people finding religion when getting sober. It happened to me & I felt pretty hosed a year or so down the road when I came back to my senses. It’s easy to grasp at shit when…

Speaking of Royal Tea - Prince Michael of Kent has been accused of selling access to Vladimir Putin’s regime to business clients

I think this shows that everyone is fair game unless they are the ‘real’ royals - Queen and her children. Prince Michael was caught in a big scandal this week but I haven’t seen it much reported. He is the queen’s cousin.

Um am I interpreting this correctly as being a joke about Diana’s death? Cuz if so that’s waaaayyyy worse and it’s really telling that THAT was left in and pretty mild Prince Andrew jokes were taken out. Which were just about him being a creep (esp the first one about a dingo eating her baby) and is only offensive if…

Oh please. The butt of the joke was the Royal Family, not any victims. Punching up. That’s the difference!

Jibbitz sounds like a Duggar kid.

That and Shade Court. The Golden Age.

Bobby Finger was peak Dirt Bag (and Midweek Madness).

I wouldn’t read Jezebel if I didn’t appreciate petty snark, but Jesus how often these writers completely miss the mark. I miss Kara Brown...a lot.

Shannon “writes” this blog. 

If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being…

There’s a required snark quota in every article.

Did Ben Affleck not co-write the screenplay for Goodwill Hunting? Why was that in quotations?

Affleck, who won an Oscar for “writing” the screenplay to Good Will Hunting

Barbara Ehrenreich makes the exact same point as you in Nickel and Dimed (p. 202),

BRIDALPLASTY. That show was ridiculous. Truly I have never observed a dimmer bunch of broads anywhere on TV. My fave part would be when the gals wanted to talk strategy with someone who had just had a procedure done and they would have to visit in the recovery room, where one chick would feebly engage from her…

Emily in Paris is proof people will watch utter garbage filled with racism and sexism.