Chip off the old block?

Re: Fallon, too little too late.

Cohen had one garbage idea and he just keeps flogging it.

Last summer, news broke that the Boston Public Library was going to digitize high school yearbooks across Massachusetts in an effort to archive “as many of the state’s historically significant documents as possible and make them available online.”

I’ve always said that if I had a silky chicken I’d name her Zsa Zsa. So, it seems appropriate.

Better than dying

That’s when you call a lawyer.

Was the nurse under the impression that they could stop you from going elsewhere if you were Catholic?

Wait, that show got made?! I thought it was rejected. Wow, E! is even worse than I thought.

Paltrow, too. *shudder*

You’re talking about the woman who pitched the idea for Bridalplasty, a reality show so twisted that even E! passed on it.

Because he’s a GREAT ARTISTE!!1!!

I’ve found that there’s a lot of overlap between the two.

Control freaks love to keep people waiting. They get off on it.

Welcome to Gilead.

Nah, Holly was a high class prostitute. 

Another vampire! (I love Regina.)

Now I see it. (I really should wear my glasses when reading.)

Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

I remembered that, too. We can be pathetic together.