I know Shia LaBeouf thinks he's deep but I've seen empty shot glasses with more depth and acting ability than he has.

The CVS by my old job in NYC not only had a chilled beer room but had beer taps that you could fill growlers from.

Cities in Ohio and Kentucky you can buy beer or crap wine at CVS. You can get a bottle of Grey Goose at Rite Aid in a lot of states that were in the Union.

REGARDING THAT SPONSORED BAG

Why everyone makes breastfeeding about them is beyond me.

Schools love nothing more than zero tolerance policies and having not to have to make grey area actual life decisions.

No it'll be comfy, as you're also required to wear a hideous fluffy pink coat.

Seriously disgusting—the worst part being the number of times I saw it shared on social media from people I like and respect who claim the author was being objective/neutral in his observations. I wanted to be like "did we read the same article? Because the only time the guy stopped gargling Woody's balls was to…

I'm done with these false alarms- someone call me when we get a scrap of letter where Louisa May Alcott admits she was wrong about Laurie and Amy.

I seriously feel that I could sum up the entire daily beast article as follows:

"We don't KNOW what happened, so it is MOST LIKELY that an adult woman is lying about being victimized as a child because her whore mom planted the lies and because I know Woody and he is a funny, nice guy."

Yeah, at one point he says

That incident really shows the disconnect between people who've struggled with an addiction and people who haven't.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley has a point!

Seriously. Can we please just condemn this disgusting man to the life of shame he deserves, instead of giving him any more attention, ever? Better yet, can we contact the company who agreed to put him up for this and tell them exactly how we feel? They are just as complicit in profiting from killing a child he is.

Well why would they wait until these girls are adult women to start punishing them for having opinions/being female? Just seems like procrastination to me.

Because those jobs don't pay for shit!

i have never understood why people hold this as the ultimate proof of their great relationship. i am a bathroom door closed kind of gal and friends laugh at me, "you guys will get there" they tell me. well, it has been 6 years and i still have the door closed every damn time.

I have never been more proud to be a Rutgers alum.

Amazing how such a terrible slut could raise two wonderful, thoughtful daughters while Mom of the Century TM Sarah Palin gave us two spiteful, idiotic twitter trolls Willow and Bristol.

Forget About Me I Love You - seems to mean, fuck my life, I'm pregnant, so it's all about you now.