This headline should be "Beyonce and Jay-Z rent out entire Gawker media for shameless self promotion."

I consider the Olive Garden a crime against my people. Forget the mob and Jersey goombahs; THIS IS REAL PROBLEM.

How horrible! There are Olive Gardens on the east coast??? I figured that is where all the good Italian in the country is (there sure as fuck ain't any in CA) and no one would stand for that swill.

Fuck Pappy Duckhead and his dull witted dynasty. With luck, they'll be invisible till next year's Values Voter Summit, where Pappy will be joining the Duggar family onstage to tell us all why we should vote for the candidates of Christian Murka.

They were never not going to put him back on the air. This whole thing reeks of manufactured outrage.

Regarding Duck Dynasty: CALLED IT!

Same article as from last month? Or are there nuances here I'm not picking up?

Ugh. I remember I had to get a prescription to get it in college, but I already remember the woman who gave me the prescription was a pissed off feminist who wrote a too-high number to make sure that I and others I knew would have extras just in case. She was awesome.

I'm not anti-vax but I've never gotten the flu vaccine. My doctor didn't recommend it. She didn't say don't get it but she didn't encourage me to do it either. It's not like the other vaccines that she gives me on a schedule and that I don't have to think about or actively seek out. And, I'm sort of lazy. I don't…

I'd hesitate to call them "faith-based," unless that term is accepted as meaning "using faith as a shield while scamming people." I'd like to believe there are some religious organizations (not CPCs) that actually do try to do something helpful other than line their own pockets.

I just want to give a Christmas shout out to my birth control. It has given me nearly 20 years of regular, easy periods and best of all, no smelly, boring babies. All the mulled wine for you, you lovely little yellow pill.

Dammit, I need the Jason Stackhouse companion gif where he gives himself a thumbs up.

If we all ignore these duck people, maybe they will just go away and take their hateful views with them.

Dating as a teen is awkward enough without your older brother going to the press about it to get himself some attention.

But people do care as is evidenced by the fact that it is featured on this website. We just need to never feature her again. I honestly forgot she existed until this crap.

I got rather distracted by her use of the word *flippen* in the second sentence: as in, every single flippen person. It was like she was trying to weave a folksy code word into this nasty little essay.

There was a call into a radio show when Mandela died and this woman was saying how not only was he an inspirational symbol of strength and courage, but for him to crossover into films like Shawshank Redemption and Bruce Almighty speaks volumes about his immense talent. I swear to Mother Teresa, it was not a prank call.

Uh. Where do you get the idea that religion exists solely to put forth a particular list of beliefs? I mean, religious texts aren't just bullet points. Furthermore, the teachings based on those same religious texts have changed a lot over the years. You know, in the early Middle Ages, Catholic priests weren't strictly…

It still blows my mind that Men's Rights is a thing. Like really, bros? REALLY?

And in an intriguing turn of events, more people are boycotting them FOR this suspension than ever would have had they done nothing.