I love Gail.... “Oh look, another crudo”

Another crudo?

Padma Lakshmi is legitimately the best thing about Top Chef, and I say that as someone who loves the show a lot. This season she’s just been throwing shade left and right at the contestants and clearly having a fantastic time not giving a fuck. She rules that set.

Any guilt I felt about pirating music/video just went out the window.

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

Glue for her arts and crafts projects?

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

The basic laws of society have been holding me back for YEARS. Like, sometimes, I don’t want to wear shoes, goddamn it. I LIKE BEING BAREFOOT, WHY IS EVERYONE HOLDING ME BACK?

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

There are legitimate criticisms to be made of marriage. I’m sorry it bothers you that people make them, but the fact that you’re happy and in a good relationship (congrats!) doesn’t mean the institution should be unquestioned.

Old white people do love butterscotch

Anal ecstasy is the best ecstasy.

JESUS AND PEAR

Just last night I watched the episode of Star Trek where Data experiences his first emotion - anger - at having his life threatened by a Borg. He kills the Borg with his bare hands, and then experiences his second emotion - pleasure - at having killed the person that was trying to harm him. I imagine my emotional arc…

So “inappropriate behavior”=assault in Norman. Duly noted.