Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

This is the kind of logical paradox Captain Kirk used to destroy that computer that was running a planet on that one episode that I can’t remember the name of

Thought processes following these things are always such a mixed bag.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

The N word. “N——— weed.” I smoke weed and I had to listen to the recording because I couldn’t guess what racist name existed for weed. Turns out assholes are just assholes and drop the n-word as an adjective to whatever. Or this is actually a thing people call weed, just not in the whiteness of Utah where I smoke my…

Co-signed.

Normal

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

I once went to burning man! In a car!

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

Last year, at 43, I entered my “I don’t give a fuck I’m turning into Stevie Nicks and The Aunts” phase of my life. Which is not to say I don’t care about my appearance, it’s just more that I’m going to wear what pleases me and is comfortable and I don’t give a fuck about people’s opinions on it.

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a real disorder that isn’t totally uncommon in a situation where an adult child meets their biological parent after years of separation. They didn’t bond as parent and child and so it opens the door to all this craziness. Not justifying it - just saying that it’s kind of ‘normal’ in an…

He’s not THE kittens, but I’ll give you Ira for now.

My sadness is compounded by also missing my dad. Our love for music was something we bonded over, starting with Bowie. Up until he died 7 years ago we would see at least one concert a year, just the two of us.

Who will play Sean Penn?

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

nuh uh...