Another major pet peeve with the Lifetime format: almost every challenge is SPONSORED by someone. I think that is the show’s ultimate undoing, unfortunately — I say this as a huge fan.

Okay, I’ll say it: So is this perhaps the reason why Gwen’s and Blake’s marriages both broke up?

WTF? Devon Sawa is not married, what are you talking about? He turned back into a ghost and he’s waiting for me in heaven.

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Am I the only one experiencing some Taylor Swift fatigue? I liked her until about a year ago...I guess I’ve gotten sick of her.

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?

Which at this point is really more notch than board.

So she went as a Kardashian?

I saw a clip from that 20/20 interview and they mentioned that Tom wanted to learn salsa dancing so they sent Leah Remini to him. Who is Italian. I imagine the conversation went something like:

Ice cream is a perfect meal. Protien, calcium, and sprinkles from heaven.

I’m way more spiritually evolved than Russell Brand because I totally gave up fame and fortune before I ever attained them.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

He rolled under the dumpster. It’s Nicholas’s guts, and Glenn is OK. If you try to tell me anything else, then I’m gonna be like Hurley here.

I’ll say it again: Feminism without intersectionality is just various shades of bigotry.

Burgeoning career? She was already freaking Ri-Ri by then. Maybe if the elevator thing happened in like 2007....

i’m reporting everyone who responds in the affirmative to the police

You may not care for G.L.O.S.S.’s music but they are easily the important bands making music right now. They not only make heavy hitting music, they’re making trans and queer femmes more visible in punk spaces which is desperately needed. Punk scenes are devolving into the drunkest, loudest, rudest bro mentality…

I would love to take this time to remind everyone to never pressure or force anyone to come out. People choose not to come out because they are at risk of losing friends, family, housing, employment, healthcare, and in quite a few cases (transgender people in particular) their physical safety.