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I’m just confused with the whole “I’m gonna get a ring with my initials on it....and wear it so my initials face me” frame of mind.

Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

This applies to all minorities in Texas. As a Texan I can confirm that when I go vote, most of the folks I see there are white.

Well... you know. MOST kind of corpses... Not them STORE BOUGHT corpses. They’s just loaded with minerals. She... she can’t compete with them.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the

I wish that conversation would decenter the Kardashians and instead focus in on this brand of reality tv as a space that is known for exploiting and fomenting addiction issues, on top of adding a level of absolute publicness that is only going to make problems worse for those who are struggling.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

As an infertile, I give her props for keeping it real. This whole Mother Earth, every time I puke it is awesome narrative only hurts women.

I don’t like her, but I don’t see a problem with her comment. Just because some women can’t carry a pregnancy doesn’t mean that she can’t comment on how miserable she has been during this pregnancy. It’s not all sunshine and roses for every woman, and she shouldn’t act like it is just because she was able to get

I agree that this would be ideal. I know from friends though that some marriages go through a slow decline until there is almost no communication anymore. Complete lack of intimacy and the affair is a response to that. Having that difficult conversation should happen but if that level of sharing is the thing that's

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Starred because I have to star every Simpsons reference, no matter how minor and obscure.

Judge decides Han really did shoot first, orders Lucas to surrender remaining sliver of chin.

I wouldn’t put it past him. We all saw him straight-up murder someone in a bar.

My guess on what really went down:

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

My collective boner would turn the earth of its axis.

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