Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

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That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

SIRI IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SEX AND CHEESE AWAY FROM YOU. SKYNET IS REAL THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

If you don’t eat cheese you ain’t flawless.

Correct. However, this is a US website, talking about a story that happened in a US restaurant. I am sure that there are different restaurant standards and practices on Qronos as well, but they don’t seem especially relevant to this story.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Kendall was once pregnant with Scott’s baby, but she sacrificed it to the Seven Gods of Calabasas. Scott’s baby is now in Kylie’s womb, and it will remain there until she too decides to send it back to the Great Seven, who will then consume its soul and grow even more powerful.

Sepp Blatter is my favorite evil villain of all time. You could argue that he’s resigning because the walls are closing in quickly. OR you could say that he ran for reelection, won and then quit within a week because fuck it, why not?

Sepp Blatter’s I-Don’t-Give-A-Fuck levels are off the meter. In the inevitable movie…

NOBODY PUTS CAITLYN IN THE KORNER

I think what one considers to be the most horrifying tells you a lot about a person. Clicked expecting bodily functions, got stories of personal violation and shame. Am now a little disappointed in myself for thinking the former is what I had considered to be most horrifying. Good on you, Pinkham.

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

the squib Weasley brother

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

I need you to know that when you do a Google Image search of “freedom and stuff” this is the first result:

Ahhh can’t edit and that apostrophe is killing me.

Preparation is definitely key here.

Until and unless Bruce Jenner personally confirms this information publicly, reporting on an alleged sex reassignment surgery (which is the preferred phrase, since you can’t surgical impact someone’s gender) is tantamount to genital speculation and not helpful to the transgender community or anyone else.

You have NO idea.