Plus, this is the only Mama

My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

There’s a typo on the Jordin Sparks thing. It should read Jaaaassoooon duruuuuulo

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She…

He’s got a face that you WANT to want to punch, plus, you can’t help but think about the fact that he’d grab your ex on the rebound and convince her to have sex somewhere fairly uncomfortable, like the back seat of a volkswagon.

David Sedaris signed my book “Thank you for making me rich.” I love him.

I plan to use WHY YOU COMIN AT ME WITH DEM PORK-ASS HANDS at the first available opportunity, and as often as possible thereafter.

“I don’t know him.”

Some clarification on the relevant law:

Dammit, don’t you hate it when you turn down Molestation Avenue when you really meant to hang a left on Not Being a Fucking Monster Lane? Goddamn MapQuest, I tell you what...

I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life.

I heard that the Texas government body has a way of shutting down compliance.

87% great. You can fuck off though with your attempt at wit.

I have a fantasy of Brienne coming in later and cutting Ramsay’s fucking head off. Pleasepleaseplease!!!

I like to think we’re ALL related to Bubbles.

I’m pretty sure he’s related to Bubbles.

I want you to know that I dragged my hungover ass out of bed and logged into Jez on my laptop just so I could star the fuck out of this comment. I have never ever EVER read any comment that was filled with more truthiness than what you just laid out for FightingPolish. I read FP’s comment and laughed my ass off but…