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“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

Ms. Coker, you leave me in tears.

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

Thetans. Just like, shitloads of thetans.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

Colin Farrell’s older son has Angelman’s Syndrome (sp?) which has causes motor difficulties and seizures. He said that’s why he got sober some years ago, to be a good parent to James. He’s also apparently something of a LGBT advocate in Ireland.

It looks like one of his eyebrows pooped another eyebrow and it fell down. Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Science

internet high five with my mouth full of reese’s

I would so much rather be chunky than hungry and miserable.

As a white, cisgendered feminist I resent the implication that everything is not about me.

Well, it’s a stupid thing

I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of

I don’t want to make this about me but .. two days ago, I told someone off for using the word tran*y and was instead subjected to more transphobic commentary, and this was someone who I was close to, and I was coming out to them. I identify as genderqueer and this interview & along with what I had to go through two

If it’s loose, it’s because she mostly talks out of it.

Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.

THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEVER ENDING COMMITMENT TO HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM, MS. MADELEINE DAVIES.

1) I thought this was in Lousiana, so thanks for straightening that out.