Would calling him a cauliflowered douchenozzle who couldn’t find his own butthole with both hands be listing facts or editorializing? Hard to say.

Ya I’m kinda still pissed about that being on Jezebel, like is there something inherently dirty about the female body that makes her wearing what looks to me like a totally tasteful albeit skin-showing outfit to church so offensive to people? Oh right. I’m an atheist but girls should straight up be able to wear…

I only buy fleek-proof pajamas

California.

Maybe this is a #thedress type problem, but it doesn’t look brown to me? I see straight-up purple. It’s darker than her skin but no black person has skin that color.

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

Karen Blake (or anyone in a similar position) should look into getting a sexual harassment suit filed through the EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission). A thing that a lot of people don't realize is that for victims in most employment law cases, one can usually get free legal counsel through the EEOC—this…

NGL, I don't give half a fuck about One Direction. I only clicked on this because I was like, "Oh damn, I wonder how adultosaur is?"

With Seeburger's permission, officers searched the car and found 3 grams of marijuana and a grinder.

When someone wears one of my headlines on an airplane and gets kicked off for the words "grotesque anal sex trend" or "wish feet had vaginas for banging?" emblazoned on their chest, I will absolutely refer to it as vulgar. I know what I'm about, son.

Thanks! So is Eggplant Friday like they post Anthony Weiner-esque crotch shots or is it like they post a picture of their dick wearing a little hat and tie? Because if it's the latter, I'm voting for that one.

"She is not an obese woman...."

#TEAMDOG will never vote for being a cat lady.

ALGEBRO 101.

i'm really flattered but that falls into the category of inviting me to a major life celebratory event

Brody, take it from someone who's been to endless bachelorette parties/bridal showers/baby showers/friends' children's birthday parties: that shit stacks up real fast.

This is me all day long. I posted a few minutes ago. This show is therapy for me as well as I was in a cult a few years ago.

A very good friend of mine grew up in a cult, her father was the leader. She had it rough to say the least