Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

I bet he doesn't even know that 40 is as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.

Aww. How about just Lilly no longer being grey? I'd definitely settle for that.

ANYWHERE in Oklahoma is worse. Oklahoma is the worst state in the Union.

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

+1 on the Buffy ice show reference.

I have big boobs on a smallish torso already, which sounds fantastic to like 13 year old boys, but I'm also a runner and its annoying and I hate them.

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride.

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

This is appropos of nothing, but I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I'm working my ass off to try to make it to vacation tomorrow. Can we please have a hot men and puppies comment thread to start the day? Between the fact it is Monday, the DST hangover, the packing till 3 a.m., and the number of emails I have to return to…

do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.