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i don’t think misogyny is any more or less common in open relationships than closed ones. i’ve been in open relationships for years now (i currently have 3 long-term partners who also have other long-term partners), and i experienced waaaaaay more misogyny outside the poly community than inside it. people who do

best of both worlds: use some of the cookie dough as “icing” for the cookie. doubly delicious.

ok yeah all of that definitely makes a difference. thank you for the cliffsnotes version of why this guy is an abusive doucherocket who doesn’t deserve sympathy!

i don’t know much about this other than that he’s being a bit of an ass about the embryos, but is there a reason we are dismissing his claims of abuse out of hand? it wouldn’t be the first time a man has been abused by a woman, nor the first time a man has been abused by his popular, Hollywood wife...

three cheers for the rest of us freaks.

police often do not take domestic violence calls seriously enough. anyone experiencing abuse should come up with a plan to be as safe as possible, if you can.

john waters aficionado. come at me.

your casual use of “cromulent” embiggens my spirit.

i first read this as vincent price, which is just as believable but way more awesome.

my best friend had a threesome with rufus wainwright.

that last one was full-on strumpet shaming.

Neck-fucking is the only kind of fucking racists should experience.

It’s another way of calling her “articulate.” It’s racist because he’s operating off the assumption that she wouldn’t be well-spoken. Why? Because of the racist belief that people of color aren't educated or civilized enough to be well-spoken. Would he have commented on how well-spoken she was if she were white? I

Louis is there because he and Harry are soulmates and they can never be apart for too long.

why not both?

*vaginas. i love them too and i still managed to make it through the whole article.

we also had to recite the Texas state pledge after the U.S. pledge every morning at school because TEXAS GODDAMMIT

Considering how little austin public transit is used, I don't foresee you having the same problem.

We enjoy the low-hanging fruit.

guess i'm the only one here with a 12-yo brain