But he proved he was a true Gryffindor in the end, by pulling the sword out of the hat and saving the day.

I made a Brussels sprout salad one time. One time. Never again. I walked away from that experience knowing two things: 1.) I had wasted an hour of my life peeling off those leaves and 2.) Brussels sprouts should be roasted or fried. Anything else is a bastardization of my favorite vegetable.

Like being poor is somehow proof of bad parenting!

This right here. It’s 2018. Reality TV has been around since COPS debuted 30+ years ago. Does this idiot really think everything he sees on TV is real time, all the time?

Did you miss how every Neville-centric plotline is about him being braver than everyone else?

Not only that, but also implying that the parents of poor kids are bad because the kids have to do what they can to survive

Next year he should take the sprogs on a grand tour of rural Appalachia.

Look, I’m no fan of Chip & Jo’s wacky religiosity, nor of Jo’s absurd over-use of shiplap, but to then go and be like, “They’re rich now and haven’t retired therefore they’re bad parents,” is just utterly ridiculous. Unless you have like video proof that they’re beating their kids or not vaccinating them or teaching…

According to what J.K. Rowling has published on Pottermore, Neville was almost a Hatstall (5+ minutes to sort) because he wanted to be a Hufflepuff and the Sorting Hat was insistent he is a Gryffindor.

I love the fact he’s ignoring the 15 million children in America living below the poverty line.

Yes, but these wedding photos... Accio Tissue! Good on ya mate, very big congrats. Now back to Gryf v Huff, it’s all about the Hufflepuff puff pass...

ya know what, aimée? i’m going to agree, and you know why? because neville, no matter what house he was in, was pure hufflepuff.

I feel like, on top of everything, this guy really doesn’t understand how TV and branding work. I mean, sure, the Gaineses have their name and the Magnolia brand on a lot of things, but do we really think that they’re hands-on running all of these things? I always thought of them more as developers who, once they get…

“Quick kids, throw some nuts!” Like they’re at a damn zoo.

Way to insult every damn parent in Mexico, ASS.

Harry to his son:

Just admit the hat was right and move on.

Hufflepuff are the overflow carpark of houses and Gryffindor are shite too.

You’re right, but he should have been Hufflepuff. I look forward to this fight.