What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

humanitarian aid to African countries was like the ONE thing W. got right.

Plus the inability to take the long view on international security - by fostering positive international relations first.

Someone said to me, I guess it was like 18 months ago jeezus, that Trump reminded them of Teddy Roosevelt. I couldn’t get much past my dizzy spell from the cognitive assault, but I did say, “Nooo...”

This. I can’t explain why the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief is a good thing if things like, oh, “improved life expectancy in developing countries”, “fewer orphans” and “fewer babies born with HIV” don’t sway you.

those are vulcan ears, ya racist.

Look it up. Africa, country of.

it’s near “The Iraq”

For a long time my opinion was that the three cruelest men in American politics were J. Edgar Hoover, Ronald Reagan, and Jesse Helms. Trump has already made it to #2.

We need a buttload of gold leaf! Have you SEEN how unclassy the White House is? We need to make it more beautiful covered in gold leaf! Very bigly.

The Africa

What do you bet that he thinks it’s one country?

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

If this was a debate on how money is lost through corruption why not start at home?

“With so much corruption in Africa,...

Christ. Trump is shaping up to be worse than Jesse fucking Helms, which is an accomplishment in being a terrible person. Helms had the realization that maybe Jesus wasn’t a fan of letting kids die of AIDs and helped secure some of this funding.

uber cars can’t be older than 10 years old

I just dropped by to say Fuck everything about Uber. That is all.

You must like hemorrhaging money. Older luxury cars as a taxi... I guess there are worse ideas, but not many.

Your first car does not even meet the 10 year old requirement. Not a great list