Do you really think that men face as much harassment as women online? Honestly?

You missed the killer line:

Lord. White-womaning act like the kid who didn’t want or notice a toy until some other kid started playing with it.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

Samuel L as the Genie would be fucking awesome.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

Trump is a liar

THE BOULDER AGREES WITH YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!!

I can’t believe there’s a band comprised of a teenage Titus Welliver and Tim Roth.

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

Is my hipster showing?

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…

Didn’t even read the rest of the nominations because I am so excited Tatiana Maslany is in the running!

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

You'd pick the pasty Englishman every time!  Every time, Liz!

See rule 12. That's the first thing that came to your mind. What other ways could someone be the opposite of Hercules? Instead of a weak girl, how about a weak man? Maybe the king Eurystheus, to whom he was enslaved. How about a strong woman, like Queen Hippolyta or Hera? Hercules was bisexual, so maybe his nemesis is…