I am too stupid to know what this meant....I googled.

(commits seppuku)

It won’t be summer for another 5 weeks.

I’d imagine the dealer was insured got paid, and the car then belonged to the insurer? So maybe the insurer didn’t feel it was worth paying the impound fees for a 25 year old car that was abused and then abandoned for decades, just to cart it off to auction?

New Journalism: it was just journalism, but nobody was editing it.

Tesla drivers can also accessorise with one of these!

It was just journalism, but nobody was editing it.

If you’re OCD, do not look at the door cards. Don’t. Just don’t.

Juicero Guys: “Hold your own damn beer!”

hold my (self-cooling) beer.

‘’article’’

Thank you! I am glad somebody knows that Europe and N. America use different measurement systems for octane.

Complaining that this site editorializes its news stories is like complaining that that a dog isn’t a cat.

Have you ever worked at a start-up? Long hours, low-pay, high-pressure. It’s not a government union job. It’s not for everyone, a lot of people can’t or won’t handle it. And when have you seen a good Tesla news story here. Almost all are bad.

200 years from now, it might look something like this: