HIV+ is a blood type these days?

THOR-AZINE.

That picture of him gets more and more creepy each time it’s used.

I think it’s perfectly nice if the She-ra super woman arm things aren’t included. If I had a flat chest, i’d wear it. No, that wasn't a dig, itty bitty women. I'm frequently jealous of you ladies

She was obviously talking about being able to enjoy the success of the movie in the immediate aftermath. I doubt she’d deny that Titanic helped her find success in the long-term.

We just started Jessica Jones last night and I am honestly not sure I’m enjoying it. It’s really good. It’s also incredibly upsetting pretty much all the time.

The only people I ever respected that owned a wild animal were the Polish soldiers that owned Wojtek the bear. Because having a bear in your army fighting the nazis is fucking awesome.

i think i’m getting old. i found it difficult to follow this fourth-hand article about an article about a documentary about a criminal case. i had to keep checking the title to figure out which person i’m not supposed to agree with.

But...but...but...FREE SPEECH! FALSE ACCUSATIONS! RUINING MEN’S LIVES! PORN STARS ARE WHORES THEY CAN’T BE RAPED! I BLAME #BLACKLIVESMATTER! WHAT ABOUT COPS’ SAFETY? BLACK-ON-BLACK VIOLENCE! ABORTION KILLS BABIES! I’M A NICE GUY! WHY WON’T ANYONE FUCK ME? WHERE IS MY SANDWICH? WHY IS JESSICA JONES SO WOMAN-CENTRIC?…

I’ve been raped. My soul and dignity are both doing just fine.

Don’t see the big deal. All the Bible thumpers should know manna came down from heaven when God shot it out of her Holy Vag

Erin i hope you make good friends at your next office and they don’t make you feel like you are part of the group but then all go get to coffee in the afternoon without you and make you feel like ‘ok i guess you guys all hate me maybe i should just get a new job’

This is super cute and Jimmy managed not to injure himself during it so that's good.

Tits? Duh?

Wait, so we hate J-Law and Tay-Tay now?

Wait why aren’t we friends with Jennifer Lawrence anymore? I missed the memo.

Nazi and Imperial Japanese insignia are ok. Period panty ads were way too much tho. God bless our country.

Well, great. Now the next time I bring a girl back to my place, she'll be like, "Ew, why did you decorate your apartment like the subway?"

YOU GUYS. I found out this week that the National Science Foundation is going to give me a $20,000 grant to do my dissertation research. The government is cutting social science research left and right, but somehow I managed to get this money. So I am celebrating with gin and tonics and Netflix.

Not sure if anyone will see this but what do you all think of Tracy Moore? Honestly I rolly my eyes at 75% of her writing. She definitely has some good articles but maybe bc of the topic she writes about her work tends to be unoriginal and not well thought out.. Maybe that’s a Jezebel problem in general..