Did she remain upright at least?

For dogs.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

Okay, do you get why she’s saying no? They’re basically reherasing what they’re going to say to people and

Well, apparently you are after all. Never mind.

My boobs are a combination snack storage unit/Jackson Pollack doodle.

I like your mom.

You and the wife come off less impressively in this story than you might think.

I would be frustrated and my reflex reaction would be to go all jawface and angry eyes - but that would fade super fast and then I’d laugh, because shit happens and it’s not that big of a deal

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

This is better than the loosening of the red pepper flakes shaker at Pizza Tent.

Wasabi clears my sinuses but that’s about it. I like it with sushi and what not but for actual spicy food, I stick with Thai or Indian

Ha! Starred just for the sniggering teenaged boys in the pic. Also, because my two boys wouldn’t be giggling nearly as loud as me. While Mrs. Suave rolls her eyes at the morons she is forced to live with.

Wasabi’s not that hot, it just has that nice chemical burn in your nose for a while. I’d totally eat Wasabi ice cream if I could find it. Straight Wasabi would get pretty boring pretty quick though.

It’s not the worst. I think that honor goes to Kum ‘n’ Go, which is seriously absolutely a real gas station chain.

Eat ’n Park

I thought that it was decided that based upon the relation of his statements to reality, all Ben Carson stories would be on io9 from now on.

we found Trump’s account everyone!

I CANNOT see that movie ‘cause it looks like it’s gonna be 80% ennui breakfast smoking in dimly lit door frames and I quit smoking 3 years ago and I won’t be able to focus on anything but my envy.

Agree. But I think that’s kind of the point - gossip mags might be saying that, but Bobby mocks it with ostentatious pink arrows pointing out the hair.