Is there a Hanes fashion show I’m missing because that is the undies I’m wearing now.

And his spawn. They are the greatest, most attractive, good brain havin’ children to ever be birthed.

But then the izombie crew couldn't have solved a mystery based on confusion over that name. (That actually happened and it was awesome. Also, everyone should be watching izombie.)

They all need a juicebox, some animal crackers and a nap.

Its 100% unreasonable. They’re already “bad mother”-ing her and she hasn’t even given the kid a ridiculous name yet.

This is exactly why I have no interest in watching her on The Real tomorrow. She can't debate and she'll get slaughtered by those women.

IKR. Besides, how the fuck would conservative policies actually be better for women? The GOP is so loudly anti-abortion, anti-affordable healthcare and anti-minimum wage increase that women would wind up dirt poor and possibly homeless mothers, scratching together a living for kids that they knew they couldn’t afford…

Thank you for this. Coming back to look for you after I read Pornografia.

Kinda disappointed that there are no photos of Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume in this dirt bag. I’ve been obsessing over it all day.

Speaking as an ACOA of a very high functioning alcoholic - it is no fun . Yes, at work he was fine and accomplished a lot of amazing things (like helping with wireless technology) At home, he was distant, couldn’t remember anything you told him and periodically burst into rages. I feel for those kids.

Letterman a pedophile? Where did that come from?

You’ve sent me off onto a journey. I just saw that there’s a film adaptation of Fernyduke with Crispin Glover. I haven’t read Pornografia, but this quote showed up.

I don’t care if you don’t like David Letterman but you shouldn’t lie about him.

I stumbled on him in an article I read about Jerzy Kosinski. I’m a sucker for a good parody.

The fuck are you talking about.

That was ridiculous! It’s Ann Coulter being interviewed on The View! I mean, does that woman have nice things to say about anybody? Could she even pick a nice comment out of a line up if she had to?? If you guys followed that classic bit of Mom Advice, you’d all be quietly sipping your coffee and awkwardly smiling at…

That was ridiculous. And a perfect lead in for Ann’s “Well you made fun of someone’s name” retort. Cringe factor +1,000,000.

WHEN IT’S IN HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS, Ice. C’mon, you gotta tell the people the whole fact!

I know that in January 2017, I am going to experience four very real stages of grief no matter who is elected. Denial, bargaining, anger and depression. I cannot imagine making it to acceptance.

Obama is living his best life right now.