There is a French phrase I love, l’esprit de l’escalier, which is often translated to staircase wit. It is basically the concept of coming up with the perfect, witty response once you’ve already left the situation. It comes from a line by a French philosopher (below). A little more context is that French townhouses of…

When I lived in France I was so shocked by the spicy little pots of mustard on most restaurant tables. Shocked because my French friends couldn’t even handle a few canned green chilis (which, come on, literally have NO SPICE) in the enchiladas I made special without any of my normal spicy additions... but the mustard…

Wow. This guy... no shame. Not even the slightest ability to maybe just not say it again, even if he disagrees it’s inappropriate language... but... BAM! There it is!

Definitely my high school Second Life avatar. Definitely. Such boobs! Perfectly oiled skin!

I thought this seemed way too familiar and am glad to know this isn't an exact repeat event.

I thought thing about LA was that most of the population isn’t from there...

It’s worked really well for Portugal.

Also, Greg Abbott having PP patient records is good for women, too!

Yeah... I feel ya. Alcohol related face injuries are always painfully obvious... When you’re sober your hands/arms/elbows catch first and protect your face naturally... Damn booze.

BABY!

I notice this as age.

Omg. Yes, please! I've never been able to discuss it with another before!!!

Highly. Highly. Highly recommended.

He does a good job with being down right annoying in Ferdydurke, which he is mostly known for.

Woulda been much better if Raven’s had blurted, “WHY DOESN’T YOUR TOP LIP MOVE, WHERE IS IT?” instead. Cuz srsly. We all wanna know that.

Exactly.

God. Raven... I really didn’t have an opinion of you one way or another (even after Watermelondrea-gate)... but I just could not handle you during the clip I saw of the Ann Coulter interview...

Have you gotten a steroid shot yet? This has been going on a long time from what I gather on my light lurking...

(I’m such a skilled artiste)