Recently, digging through an old forgotten shoebox of knickknacks, I came across my click wheel Nano, circa freshman year in college. For one minute I scrolled through, soaking in the perfectly preserved artifact, visceral memories rushing in with each click click click. It went dark, not to be restored, but the acute…

Not sure. But that one congresswoman REALLY got the scoop on Clinton’s home life when she OUTTED HER FOR BEING ALONE IN THE HOUSE THAT NIGHT! ALL NIGHT! GASP!

I loved it when Westmoreland asked her if she did not think it was strange to be getting intelligence from a non-gov official because “I don’t get any of those sorts of emails!”

Ugh. I tortured myself with 3 hours of it this morning. I don’t know how Hillary fucking did it with so much class, poise, clarity, and a side sampling of snark. While every time those “I get a hard-on from yelling things!” assholes talked their nonsensical dribble I nearly had a stroke... but man if I couldn’t help…

Ok. I'm looking at the linked article and I don't see a Bernie response about his underwear? Am I blind?

NO LOVE FOR BUBBLES FROM AB FAB?

Ha! My family’s only VHS was Sound of Music. At least as an 8 year old I learned the virtue of patience.

I'm peeing every 2 minutes just thinking about it.

Question- is the Netflix and Chill thing really something Netflix is about to roll out? I read about it and all I could think is... OMG STRANGERS GOING TO EACH OTHERS PLACES... PLEASE PEOPLE MEET IN PUBLIC FIRST!

Or if a male displays emotion, it is because he is “sensitive.” Isn’t it nice how sensitive he is?

I don’t care for any of those denominations. But they’re all mandated reporters. and I've seen no argument.

I liked the monologue a lot. But I was confused by the purpose of the bathing her niece part. Like I wanted her to bring it around it a point about teaching girls to be ashamed of their bodies or something because we were taught the same thing and it shows when doing something like bathing... but instead she went…

When I graduated with my social work degree I applied for sooooo many jobs. I got my first. Three months into working there I started getting calls from the others I applied for. THEYRE SLOW! Take heart.

Originally I chose it because her hair reminded me of George Washington, but she’s a she... So Georgette! :)

Yeah I don’t go around introducing my brother as “my adopted brother.” Feels icky to even type.

I don’t really know! Bichon maybe? This is what she looked like when I picked her up off the street.

Thanks!

(Don’t know why the picture isnt working above?)

So this little girl is OBSESSED with any sort of white trash on the ground when walking at night. She has to check it out. No matter what. So my fiance and I now have a running gag where we narrate a TV show, Georgette, Ghost Hunter, when we are walking her.

The Voodoo Museum is kinda hilarious. The guy who runs it was telling me, very seriously, about how he is “the keeper of the books.”